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  <title>If my life was a movie...</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 20:44:01 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>PART I&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;o1. can you cook?&lt;br /&gt;o2. what would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?&lt;br /&gt;o3. what talent do you wish you had?&lt;br /&gt;o4. favorite place?&lt;br /&gt;o5. favorite vegetable?&lt;br /&gt;o6. what was the last book you read?&lt;br /&gt;o7. are you dirty or clean?&lt;br /&gt;o8. any tattoos and/or piercings?&lt;br /&gt;o9. worst habit?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PART II&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;o1. how did we meet?&lt;br /&gt;o2. what&apos;s your philosophy on life?&lt;br /&gt;o3. negative or optimistic?&lt;br /&gt;o4. what was your dream growing up?&lt;br /&gt;o5. worst thing to ever happen to you?&lt;br /&gt;o6. what was your first impression of me?&lt;br /&gt;o7. tell me one weird fact about you:&lt;br /&gt;o8. whats your favorite memory of us?&lt;br /&gt;1o. have you ever kept anything from me?&lt;br /&gt;11. what do you think of me as a person?&lt;br /&gt;12. do you think I&apos;m sane or insane?&lt;br /&gt;13. would you cry for me if I died?&lt;br /&gt;14. would you be my crime partner or my conscience?&lt;br /&gt;15. if you could change anything about me, would you?&lt;br /&gt;16. how do you fall asleep?&lt;br /&gt;17. ever gotten angry with me?&lt;br /&gt;18. would you go on a blind date if I set you up?&lt;br /&gt;19. if you had one day to live, what would you do?&lt;br /&gt;2o. a million bucks.. what would you do with it?&lt;br /&gt;21. what is your worst fear?&lt;br /&gt;22. favorite thing to do in your spare time?&lt;br /&gt;23. can you sing or dance?&lt;br /&gt;24. in one word, how would you describe me? be honest...&lt;br /&gt;25. will you repost this so I can fill it out ?</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 28 Mar 2006 15:39:34 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Friends Only!!</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/my_funky_self/friendsonly.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is just an attempt at cleaning up my friends&apos; list. All who want to still be on &apos;zee list, comment and I will spare your soul from annihilation. Mwa ha ha ha haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!</description>
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  <description>Guess who&apos;s has Rob Zombie and White Zombie&apos;s discography? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Woot!!</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:13:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Quizzically Insane.</title>
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  <description>*Time started: 11:14 pm&lt;br /&gt;*Name: Amy.&lt;br /&gt;*Nickname: I don&apos;t really have one.&lt;br /&gt;*Single or Taken: Single.&lt;br /&gt;*Sex: Female.&lt;br /&gt;*Birthday: August 3rd, 1984.&lt;br /&gt;*Sign: Leo.&lt;br /&gt;*Siblings: Two, both older.&lt;br /&gt;*Hair colour: Naturally, brown.&lt;br /&gt;*Eye colour: Green.&lt;br /&gt;*Shoe size: 7 1/2.&lt;br /&gt;*Height: 5&apos;6&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;*Innie or Outie: Meh.&lt;br /&gt;*What are you wearing right now: A shirt that ma sista made, a sweater thingy and black pants.&lt;br /&gt;*Where do you live: Gatineau.&lt;br /&gt;*Righty or lefty: Righty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~Relationships~&lt;br /&gt;------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;*Who is your closest friend? I can&apos;t really choose one right now. Though I can say that Kelly has been really supportive the past while, and I have gotten alot closer to her.&lt;br /&gt;*Do you have a bf or gf?: No...&lt;br /&gt;*Best place to go for a date: As long as we would be having an awesome time, I don&apos;t really care.&lt;br /&gt;*Where is your fav place to shop: I don&apos;t have one.&lt;br /&gt;*Do you have any tattoos or piercings? Yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~Faves~&lt;br /&gt;------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;*Color: Purple.&lt;br /&gt;*Number(s): Bah. Numbers. Pshaw.&lt;br /&gt;*Food: The edible kind that have been nicely spiced.&lt;br /&gt;*Boys name: I have always really like Alexander.&lt;br /&gt;*Girls name: I am not quite sure.&lt;br /&gt;*Subject in school: Music...&lt;br /&gt;*Animal: Horses.&lt;br /&gt;*Drink: I don&apos;t really have one, though a Chai tea latte is very nice.&lt;br /&gt;*Celebrity: My favorite would have to be Gary Oldman.&lt;br /&gt;*Sport: n/a&lt;br /&gt;*Veggie: None in particular.&lt;br /&gt;*Fruit: I am not too sure.&lt;br /&gt;*Fast food place: :: shrugs ::&lt;br /&gt;*Place to visit: Hawai&apos;i was beautiful.&lt;br /&gt;*Month: Any month between Spring and Summer.&lt;br /&gt;*Juice: Mango.&lt;br /&gt;*Finger: Umm...&lt;br /&gt;*Ice Cream: Mint chocolate-chip. Hands down.&lt;br /&gt;*Breakfast: Well, I made crepes the other days with eggs and bacon, covered with a cheese sauce and that was delecious.&lt;br /&gt;*Perfume/Cologne: Meh. As long as someone does not bathe in it, I don&apos;t really care.&lt;br /&gt;*Favorite cartoon character: Hmmm... You know, I am not quite sure. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do You/Have You&lt;br /&gt;------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;*Smoked: Yep.&lt;br /&gt;*Bungee jumped: No.&lt;br /&gt;*Broken the law: Of course.&lt;br /&gt;*Made yourself throw-up: Yes, but because I felt really gross and that was the only way to make myself feel better.&lt;br /&gt;*Gone skinny dipping: No.&lt;br /&gt;*Been in the opposite sexe&apos;s bathroom: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;*Eaten a dog biscuit: Nope.&lt;br /&gt;*Put your tongue on a frozen pole: Nope. I was terrified at doing so.&lt;br /&gt;*Loved someone that made you cry?: I have. Both tears of joy and tears of sadness.&lt;br /&gt;*Played truth or dare: Of course.&lt;br /&gt;*Been in a physical fight: Unfortunately.&lt;br /&gt;*Been in a police car: I have, but not because I was arrested. My Dad and I where in an accident, they had us sit in the back while they talked... to the other person involved? I dunno. Something like that. This was before kindergarden.&lt;br /&gt;*Been on a plane: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;*Been in a hot tub: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;*Swam in the ocean: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;*Fallen asleep in school: Nope.&lt;br /&gt;*Broken someone&apos;s heart: Perhaps. Though it isn&apos;t something that I like to dwell on.&lt;br /&gt;*Cried when someone died: I have.&lt;br /&gt;*Flashed someone: Nope.&lt;br /&gt;*Lied: Unfortunately.&lt;br /&gt;*Laughed so hard you fell off your chair: Well, I laughed so hard that my knees gave way... &lt;br /&gt;*Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: I have. And it is frustrating when the person who you are waiting for does not call.&lt;br /&gt;*Saved e-mails: I have and still do.&lt;br /&gt;*Wished you were someone else: Sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;*Wished you were a member of the opposite sex: When it is that time of the month.&lt;br /&gt;*Been in love? Yes.&lt;br /&gt;*Used someone: Perhaps, though unintentionally.&lt;br /&gt;*Done something you regret?: Yes... but I try not to get depressed about it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First Thing That Comes to Mind&lt;br /&gt;------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;*Red: Ink.&lt;br /&gt;*Blue: Skies.&lt;br /&gt;*Happy: Tree Friends.&lt;br /&gt;*Autumn: Winter.&lt;br /&gt;*Cow: Milk.&lt;br /&gt;*Greenland: Iceland.&lt;br /&gt;-------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;*Your good luck charm: I don&apos;t have one.&lt;br /&gt;*Stupidest thing you have ever done: Well... I&apos;d rather not say.&lt;br /&gt;*Your crush: This really funny bloke named Nick.&lt;br /&gt;*Your most prized possession: I don&apos;t have one.&lt;br /&gt;*Last thing you said: Bye?&lt;br /&gt;*What is beside you: My sketch book, my iPod case, my headphones and cd player, Viva la Bam seasons&apos;s 2 and 3, my cellphone, pencils, eraser, a book about sir Alec Guiness. &lt;br /&gt;*Last thing you ate: A Nutella sandwich.&lt;br /&gt;*Fave song: A random one would be... &quot;Symbolistic White Walss&quot; by Matthew Good.&lt;br /&gt;*Thing that has happened to you this year: I cannot sum it up in words. Actually, I can. I am alot more jaded now than I have ever been. If you want to know, ask me on a personal level, and I may tell you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have You Ever Had&lt;br /&gt;------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;*Chicken pox: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;*Sore Throat: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;*Cold: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;*Stitches: No.&lt;br /&gt;*Broken Arm: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;*Black Eye: No.&lt;br /&gt;*Nose Bleed: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;*Rolled Ankle: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;*A million other things to do than this: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you&lt;br /&gt;------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;*Believe in love at first sight: I dunno.&lt;br /&gt;*Enjoy parks: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;*Like picnics: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;*Like school: Sorta.&lt;br /&gt;*What schools have you gone to: St. Rene, Henry A Ward Elementary, Hadley Juniour High, Philemon Wright High School, Heritage College.&lt;br /&gt;*Hate anyone: Yes. Yes I do, and their name starts with an &quot;R&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who&lt;br /&gt;------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;*Is the last person that called you: My boss.&lt;br /&gt;*Makes you laugh the most: They all make me laugh, though the one who has made me laugh the most in a while is that Nick fellow.&lt;br /&gt;*Makes you smile: My friends.&lt;br /&gt;*Can make you feel better no matter what: My friends.&lt;br /&gt;*Was the last person you touched? I dunno.&lt;br /&gt;*You talked to last: Nick.&lt;br /&gt;*You hugged?: My mom.&lt;br /&gt;*You yelled at: Well, it was a quasi yell, and it was at Josh.&lt;br /&gt;*Told you they loved you: My mom, I think.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do You/Are You&lt;br /&gt;------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;*Do you like yourself: Somewhat.&lt;br /&gt;*Do you get along with your family: I am starting to.&lt;br /&gt;*Do you do drugs: Marijuana.&lt;br /&gt;*Color your hair?: Yes. And it needs to be re-dyed.&lt;br /&gt;*Have piercings below the waist?: No.&lt;br /&gt;*Habla espanol?: Nope.&lt;br /&gt;*Obsessive: I should hope not.&lt;br /&gt;*Compulsive: Sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;*Anorexic: Nope.&lt;br /&gt;*Depressed? Maybe, but I think I am better.&lt;br /&gt;*what time is it now? 12:13 am.</description>
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  <lj:music>&quot;Confusion&quot; New Order</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 12 Mar 2006 13:13:15 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>GRAR!!!!!!!!POOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
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  <description>Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THEY DON&apos;T HAVE GAMBIT IN THE FREAKIN&apos; 3RD X-MEN MOVIE!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ve been waiting since the first one to see him in it!!!!!! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I&apos;m going to go see Grendel and Beowulf today. This better make up for it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ummmmmm...... vikings...... Ummmmmm.... norsemen and Valhalla..... Sweet......</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2006 13:52:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I stole this from Candice.</title>
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  <description>Dear my_funky_self,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have always wanted to _____ you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you have a cute______.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You make me _______.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You should _______.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Someday I will ______.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You + me=________.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If I saw you now I&apos;d __________.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I would build a _______ just for you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If I could watch anything with you it would be__________.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If I could sing you any song it would be _________.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We could __________ under the stars.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My love for you is like that of ____________.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love,&lt;br /&gt;_______________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(P.S. ______________.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;REPOST THIS WITH DEAR ______ (YOUR NAME) AND HAVE PEOPLE MESSAGE YOU FILLING IN THE BLANK AND SEE WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY!</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2006 13:36:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Zombies and air rifles.</title>
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  <description>I had a completely amazing time yesterday when I hung out with my brother&apos;s friend, Nic. I spent nearly the whole day with him, setting up the internet at his place, because he had fried his harddrive by angrily smashing it at the ground rather than his sister&apos;s head, playing World of Warcraft (which I am not entirely addicted to yet because I didn&apos;t have much time to play it), watching Dawn of the Dead, giggling insanely with Nic at all the hilarious zombie parts and looking at all of his air rifle collection, not to mention an actual rifle and bullets should zombies invade his neighbourhood.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was so great that I am most likely going to be hanging out with him again today. I can&apos;t express how cool it was. What was even cooler is that I told my folks that I would be home around 9-ish, and when I didn&apos;t end up getting home until 11:30 they didn&apos;t care. WHAT? Had I been with Josh, they would have been downright furious. They didn&apos;t care in the least. They were happy that I had a good time, and where slightly worried about the time of night, but they realized that I have had to get home late at night before and that never phased me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All in all, I had an awesome day yesterday, which is exactly what I needed, all things considered. I am hoping that today will be another one.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 14:50:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Postcards from videogames.</title>
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  <description>I was just looking around in somethingawful.com and I stumbled upon Photoshopped postcards from the video game world... if anyone is into video games and know alot about them, then you guys would get a kick outta these.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alex- check out the second last one &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3527&amp;p=6&quot;&gt;http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3527&amp;p=6&lt;/a&gt;. I know you&apos;ll appreciate this!</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 13:48:22 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Because of the last couple of days, I truly do believe in Karma. It is unfortunate about what has happened, but I truly do believe in it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Interesting how things work, I must say.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2006 14:21:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Have fun me mateys!!!</title>
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  <description>I wasn&apos;t feeling the greatest, so in an effort to put a smile on my face, I watched these G. I. Joe cartoons. For everyone who haven&apos;t seen these at my old apartment, please. You must check these out! This is how those G. I. Joe shows ought to be like!!! So, without further ado...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe-ice.html&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe-psa6.html&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe-psa8.html&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe-porkchopsandwiches.html&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe-psa24.html&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe-gay.html&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe-psa17.html&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy!</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2006 09:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Why is it so difficult to find a man that wants exactly what you want? That you can completely and utterly trust them with anything that life throws at them?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why are the bad things so tempting? Why are they made near impossible to resist? Is it to test your character? Why is it made so painfully?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why does the devil bear a painfully charming smile?</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2006 08:52:56 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>A - Available?: Yes but no.&lt;br /&gt;A - Age: 21&lt;br /&gt;A - Annoyance: People who cannot tell the truth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;B - Best Friends?: They know who they are.&lt;br /&gt;B - Bar: Tried it, didn&apos;t like it.&lt;br /&gt;B - Birthday: August 3rd, 1984.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;C - Crush: I am feeling crushed, if that is what you mean.&lt;br /&gt;C - Car: Nien, though I saw a pretty sweet Cutlas at the Musuem of Civilization yesterday that I want.&lt;br /&gt;C - Cat: Edgar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;D - Dead Pets Name: Jakewee (that&apos;s how you pronounced it... I have no idea how to spell it), Petrie and Willow. &lt;br /&gt;D - Dad&apos;s Name: Richard.&lt;br /&gt;D - Dog: Chelsea and Milla.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E - Easiest person to talk to: Kelly.&lt;br /&gt;E - Eggs: are alright.&lt;br /&gt;E - Email: njwarthakh@hotmail.com or dark.wood.elf@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;F - Favourite Colors: Red, black and purple.&lt;br /&gt;F - Food: Anything that will not kill me and that is edible.&lt;br /&gt;F - Foreign Slang: Bloody hell.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Gummy worms. &lt;br /&gt;G - God: It is possible that it exists.&lt;br /&gt;G - Good Time: I wish I was having a good time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;H - Hair Color: Black and purple.&lt;br /&gt;H - Height: 5&apos;6&lt;br /&gt;H - Happy: Not now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I - Ice Cream: Mint chocolate chip.&lt;br /&gt;I - Instrument: Bass.&lt;br /&gt;I - Idol: None at the moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;J - Jewelry: Usually the ring that Joel gave me at graduation. And occasionally jewelry that Christie made me.&lt;br /&gt;J - Job: None at the moment.&lt;br /&gt;J - Joke: I can&apos;t think of anything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;L - Longest: Bah?&lt;br /&gt;L - Laughing: Viva la Bam!! Stupid as fuck, but I love it! &lt;br /&gt;L - Last person you spoke to on the phone: Like Hell if I remember.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;M - Milk Flavor: Chocolate?&lt;br /&gt;M - Mother&apos;s Name: Deborah.&lt;br /&gt;M - Movie Last Watched: &quot;Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire&quot; on the IMAX. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;N - Number of Siblings: 2.&lt;br /&gt;N - Northern or Southern: North of the world... Southern canada. Nicely said, Maytel!!&lt;br /&gt;N - Name: Amy. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O - ONE WISH: Get back to me when I am not an emotional mess.&lt;br /&gt;O - One Phobia: Big sharks.&lt;br /&gt;O - Ogle: Bah?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P - Parents: I love &apos;em.&lt;br /&gt;P - Part of your appearance that you like best: My eyes, if anything.&lt;br /&gt;P - Part of your Personality you like best: I don&apos;t know. I don&apos;t think I like myself very much.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q - Quote: I have too many.. and besides I feel dumb just writing it.&lt;br /&gt;Q - Question you want to ask but haven&apos;t: Why am I so attached?&lt;br /&gt;Q - Quick or Slow: Depends on what the fuck you mean by that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;R - Reason to smile: I&apos;m alive.&lt;br /&gt;R - Reality TV Show: None.&lt;br /&gt;R - Right or Left: Right-handed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;S - Season: Spring, when it is nice enough to go around without a coat, but not hot enough to sweat your body fat off.&lt;br /&gt;S - Sex/gender: Female.&lt;br /&gt;S - Store: Meh. They are all the same, really.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;T - Time you woke up: 1:00 pm.&lt;br /&gt;T - Time Now: 3:23 am.&lt;br /&gt;T - Time for bed: It should be now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;U - Unknown Fact about me: I&apos;ll tell you personally if needs be.&lt;br /&gt;U - Unicorns: If only there was something alive as pure-hearted as a unicorn.&lt;br /&gt;U - Under your bed: A mattress.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;V - Vegetable you hate: Artichoke hearts.&lt;br /&gt;V - Vegetable you love: Carrots.&lt;br /&gt;V - View on Politics: Touchy subject, no?.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;W- Worst Habits: Procrastination.&lt;br /&gt;W- What do you want to be when you grow up?: The owner of a riding camp, but re-ancting things Lord of the Rings style.&lt;br /&gt;W- Where are you traveling next?: Maybe Caliphornia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;X - X-Rays: Suck.&lt;br /&gt;X - X-Rated Porn: Eh.&lt;br /&gt;X - XZIBIT: What the...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Y - Year you were born: 1984.&lt;br /&gt;Y - Year it is now: 2006.&lt;br /&gt;Y - Yellow: Mellow? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Z - Zoo Animal: I don&apos;t really like Zoos...&lt;br /&gt;Z - Zodiac: Leo.&lt;br /&gt;Z - ZZZZZ: I like sleep...</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 04:22:49 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/K/KA/KAB/kabal55/1140998841_orpionkjpg.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;HASH(0x8df320c)&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;Scorpion&lt;br /&gt;you are a tortured soul trying to kill Quan chi for&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;killing your family and clan. you&apos;ll kill&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;anyone in your way. AWESOME!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a title=&quot;Take this quiz at Quizilla&quot; href=&quot;http://www.quizilla.com/redirect.php?statsid=57&amp;amp;url=http://quizilla.com/users/kabal55/quizzes/which%20mortal%20kombat%20character%20are%20you&quot;&gt; which mortal kombat character are you&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-2&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a title=&quot;Quiz, Horoscope, Flash Games, Poems - Quizilla!&quot; href=&quot;http://www.quizilla.com/redirect.php?statsid=56&amp;amp;url=http://www.quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2006 19:23:14 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Sweet.</title>
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  <description>It has been done, I am no longer in a relationship and I can finally live the way that I fucking want to live.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Being naive isn&apos;t something to be proud of, and I must admit that I was, to some extent. But it is over.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is time to breathe.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2006 18:53:17 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Funky.</title>
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  <description>&lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;600&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizfarm.com/1121742931gambit.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; You scored as &lt;b&gt;Gambit&lt;/b&gt;. Gambit is another loner character.  He loves Rogue.  He has a very cool deboner personality.  He&apos;s done things in his past that he&apos;s not proud of but he atones for his actions by fighting for peace with the X-Men.  His weapon of choice is the playing card.  Powers: Charges objects with kinetic energy by touching them, then they explode like grenades.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;300&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Arial&quot; size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;Gambit&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;90&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#dddddd&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Arial&quot; size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;90%&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Arial&quot; size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;Colossus&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table border=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;80&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#dddddd&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Arial&quot; 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  <pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 02:53:25 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;&quot;What sick, ridiculous puppets we are, and what a gross
little stage we dance on. What fun we have, dancing and fucking, not a
care in the world. Not knowing that we are nothing, we are not what was
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  <pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 02:59:51 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Sweet!</title>
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  <description>&lt;form action=&quot;http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074663984&quot; method=&quot;POST&quot;&gt;&lt;table style=&quot;font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan=&quot;2&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;When you will go CRAZY and Homicidal! by oddchildofmars&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Username&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;armored_username&quot; value=&quot;my_funky_self&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Age&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;Age&quot; value=&quot;21&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;When you went crazy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;May 19, 2008&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;How many you killed&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;223,615&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your most famous victim&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;J.K. Rowling&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Weapon of Choice&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;A Saftey Pin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Why your killing spree ends&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;You went to a mental hospital&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black; text-align: center;&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;&lt;caption&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your Crazy Meter: 34%&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/caption&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#0000FF&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#0000FF&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#1100EE&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#2200CC&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#4400AA&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#660088&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#880066&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#AA0044&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#CC0022&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EE0011&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FF0000&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FF0000&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#0000FF&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot; height=&quot;10&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot; height=&quot;10&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot; height=&quot;10&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot; height=&quot;10&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#660088&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#880066&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#AA0044&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#CC0022&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EE0011&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FF0000&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FF0000&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#0000FF&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#0000FF&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#1100EE&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#2200CC&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#4400AA&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#660088&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#880066&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#AA0044&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#CC0022&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EE0011&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FF0000&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FF0000&quot; height=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;submit&quot; value=&quot;Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot; color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://memegen.net/&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;Quiz created with MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; name=&quot;un&quot; value=&quot;oddchildofmars&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; name=&quot;meme&quot; value=&quot;1074663984&quot;&gt;&lt;/form&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2005 00:31:08 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Wow... this is very interesting. It does hit close to home, somewhat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border=&quot;1&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; bgcolor=&quot;white&quot;&gt;
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&lt;td&gt;I took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&quot;Has an imperative need for some bond or fusion wit...&quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.colorquiz.com/cgi-bin/results.cgi?do=print_blog&amp;amp;picked1=1,5,7,2,3,0,6,4,3&amp;amp;picked2=5,7,1,2,3,6,0,4,2&amp;amp;sex=f&amp;amp;blog_name=I&quot;&gt;Click here&lt;/a&gt; to read the rest of the results.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 14:44:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>WOO!!!</title>
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  <description>&lt;table border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quiz.ravenblack.net/videogame.pl&quot;&gt;&lt;img border=&quot;0&quot; align=&quot;LEFT&quot; width=&quot;150&quot; height=&quot;80&quot; src=&quot;http://quiz.ravenblack.net/videogame/15.png&quot; alt=&quot;What Video Game Character Are You? I am Kung Fu Master.&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I am &lt;b&gt;Kung Fu Master&lt;/b&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I like to be in control of myself. I dislike crowds, especially crowds containing people trying to kill me. Even though I always win, I prefer to avoid fights if possible. &lt;a href=&quot;http://quiz.ravenblack.net/videogame.pl&quot;&gt;What Video Game Character Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 11:26:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Is doing as was told.</title>
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  <description>&quot;Ok, I was browsing the interest lists of LJ today and saw that the top spot on the interests was music. All well and good - but lets face it - dull as shite, right? So in my infinite wisdom I have decided to try to alter this sad state of affairs. To this end I need your help - thats right, yours! I have found a phrase that is not on anyones interest list, and I will, after this post, add it to mine. I expect everyone on my friends list to add it to theirs. I also expect you to ask your friends to do the same. As such a wave of this interest will sweep out and, hopefully, conquer livejournal! The goat is gonna get it! The phrase that you should add to your interests is:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Falsifying Statistics&quot;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2005 22:24:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I couldn&apos;t agree more...</title>
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  <description>... with this comic that I found quite a while ago. I thought I should share this with you. It&apos;s from the web comic that I quite enjoy called &quot;CTRL+ALT+DEL&quot;. Please check it out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=2004-07-14&quot;&gt;http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=2004-07-14&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>The audio version of the Hitchhiker&apos;s Guide to the Galaxy</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 00:39:25 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>It is the night before Hallowe&apos;en and I barely contain myself. I only hope that this year makes up for last year... staying in when one is all clad in costume is not fun at all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My samurai costume is... well... I haven&apos;t put it all on myself just yet. I will take many a picture tomorrow... hopefully it will look decent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, the reason of this entry is to wish all of you a very horrible Hallowe&apos;en! May there be many a stupid child screaming in fear as you chase them down for their ill-deserved candy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have a safe Hallowe&apos;en as well. I don&apos;t want to hear about any freak accidents regarding... umm.... aliens in... Ottawa, or Hull, or Aylmer... because... well... I&apos;ll be those places eventually throughout the day! AAAAAHHH!!!!! Wait a minute... wait a poly pickin&apos; minute... Wasn&apos;t it Johnny or Nny who said &quot;Egad! It&apos;s Monday! And you know what that means? UFO&apos;S! RUUUNNNNNN!!!&quot; I hope to god that that is just a coincidence....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now, for my amusement:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boys and girls of every age&lt;br /&gt;Wouldn&apos;t you like to see something strange?&lt;br /&gt;Come with us and you will see&lt;br /&gt;This our town of Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;This is Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;Pumpkins scream in the dead of night&lt;br /&gt;This is Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;Everybody make a scene&lt;br /&gt;Trick or treat until your neighbours gonna die of fright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s oour town&lt;br /&gt;Everbody screams&lt;br /&gt;In our town of Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the one hiding under your bed&lt;br /&gt;Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red&lt;br /&gt;I am the one living under your stairs&lt;br /&gt;Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;This is Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;Hallowe&apos;en &lt;br /&gt;Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;Hallowe&apos;en &lt;br /&gt;Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this town we call home&lt;br /&gt;Everyone hails to the pumpkin song&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this town&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t we love it now?&lt;br /&gt;Everyone&apos;s waiting for the next surprise&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can&lt;br /&gt;Something&apos;s waiting now to pounce &lt;br /&gt;And how you&apos;ll scream&lt;br /&gt;This is Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;Red &apos;n Black and slimy green&lt;br /&gt;Aren&apos;t you scared?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well that&apos;s just fine&lt;br /&gt;Say it once say it twice&lt;br /&gt;Take a chance and roll the dice&lt;br /&gt;Ride with moon in the dead of night&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everybody scream, everybody scream&lt;br /&gt;In our town of Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the clown with the tear-away face&lt;br /&gt;Here in a flash and gone without a trace&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am the who when you call who&apos;s there&lt;br /&gt;I am the wind blowing through your hair&lt;br /&gt;I am the shadow in the moonlight night&lt;br /&gt;Filling your dreams to the brim with fright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;This is Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tender Lumplings everywhere&lt;br /&gt;Life&apos;s no fun without a good scare&lt;br /&gt;That&apos;s our job but we&apos;re not mean&lt;br /&gt;In our town of Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the town&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t we love it now?&lt;br /&gt;Everyone&apos;s waiting for the next surprise&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Skeletong Jack might catch you in the back&lt;br /&gt;And scream like a banshee make you jump out of your skin&lt;br /&gt;This is Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;Everybody scream&lt;br /&gt;Would you please make way for a very special guy?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch&lt;br /&gt;Everyone Hail to the Pumpkin King&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;This is Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;Hallowe&apos;en &lt;br /&gt;Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;Hallowe&apos;en&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this town we call home&lt;br /&gt;Everyone hail to the pumpkin song&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La! La! La! La-la! La! La! La! La-la! La! La! La! La-la! La! La! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://hq55.com/cap/nbc/2/nbc2_60.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>&quot;the Line Begins to Blur&quot; Nine Inch Nails</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 00:23:06 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>WEEBL AND BOB!!!</title>
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  <description>For no reason in particular, I wanted to post one of my favorite Weebl and Bob cartoons. Only a select few of my friends on my list know who Weebl and Bob are, but for those of you who do not, man... you are missing out. Anywho, here is the site:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/anywhere/&quot;&gt;http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/anywhere/&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>&quot;I Am the Monkey; I Can go Anywhere&quot; the Monkey</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 02:05:25 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>It is funny how not too long ago I posted lyrics to a song and now I am posting words to a poem that I just found? Two very dear friends of mine wrote this quite a while ago, and for some reason, I thought it would be neat to post this for you all to see.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ode to Amy&lt;br /&gt;By the entity known as &apos;Chlauratian&apos;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gather &apos;round all ye mongrel and listen well&lt;br /&gt;To this ode to a girl who likes to raise hell&lt;br /&gt;My sister and I have now prepared&lt;br /&gt;This moment, so hark now, none shall be spared&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Amy, the first time I met you I marked you distinct&lt;br /&gt;   It&apos;s a wonder how I survived from becoming extinct!&lt;br /&gt;   And now, so far from that time past&lt;br /&gt;   I am bewildered that you have far surpassed&lt;br /&gt;   My expectations I set for an acceptable pal&lt;br /&gt;   Because you my dear friend, lift morale&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She&apos;s a special girl, as all can clearly see,&lt;br /&gt;Who&apos;d slaughter anyone who dares disagree,&lt;br /&gt;Beware if you ever get her into a headlock,&lt;br /&gt;As she&apos;s quite liable to literally gouge your eyes out&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   I remember one time when you went beserk&lt;br /&gt;   No wait, that&apos;s not just one time, that&apos;s your regular quirk!&lt;br /&gt;   Okay, so I recollect many times where you&apos;ve gone insane&lt;br /&gt;   And it usually ends with me in spasms of pain&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amy how you brighten up our lives&lt;br /&gt;Whilst drawing pictured of men holding knives&lt;br /&gt;And being so oh demonically insane,&lt;br /&gt;Building armies for you world domination campaign&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   We truly owe you more than just this frivolous rhyme&lt;br /&gt;   Without your guidance we&apos;d have commit only the shabbiest of crimes!&lt;br /&gt;   You were our nexus to almost every single friend&lt;br /&gt;   Who has gathered &apos;round here to listen and hopes this soon ends&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A little honesty in a time of deceit&lt;br /&gt;&apos;Amy we love you and think you are neat!&apos;&lt;br /&gt;So I guess in a way this ode is owed&lt;br /&gt;Amy doesn&apos;t break hearts, she much prefers bone&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   You&apos;ve made us true believers&lt;br /&gt;   For how can we possible doubt someone with a cleaver?&lt;br /&gt;   You&apos;ve filled out hearts with love and dread&lt;br /&gt;   Of someday, somewhere ending up decapitated!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But for serious, Amy today we are here&lt;br /&gt;To honor a special dar of the year&lt;br /&gt;We&apos;re all so pleased that in 1984 the world didn&apos;t end&lt;br /&gt;Since then we&apos;d have all missed out on such a fine friend&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   All this rhyming has made us brain sore&lt;br /&gt;   But before we part, take this to heart:&lt;br /&gt;   No matter what they tell you don&apos;t get pissed,&lt;br /&gt;   Gerbils use wheels; hamsters use wheels, therefore:&lt;br /&gt;   Whales are mammals, and penguins NOT fish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So what can we give to a girl who&apos;s found love, except a silly sentimental poem, and a great big hug!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I found this whilst going through old things that I still haven&apos;t yet unpacked from moving back here, this almost brought a tear to my eye. I just wanted to let the two people that wrote this poem how much I appreciated the effort that they went to write this, even though it was at least two years ago, and I feel somewhat silly for only saying this now, because your poem meant so much more to me than  a bought birthday gift of something that would most probably be over priced and would either break or be obsolete within the next couple of months.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you. I miss the both of you horendously.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 23:08:15 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>For no particular reason...</title>
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  <description>The Hand That Feeds&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re keeping in step&lt;br /&gt;In the line&lt;br /&gt;Got your chin held high and you feel just fine&lt;br /&gt;Cause you do&lt;br /&gt;What you&apos;re told&lt;br /&gt;But inside your heart it is black and it&apos;s hollow and it&apos;s cold&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just how deep do you believe?&lt;br /&gt;Will you bite the hand that feeds?&lt;br /&gt;Will you chew until it bleeds?&lt;br /&gt;Can you get up off your knees?&lt;br /&gt;Are you brave enough to see?&lt;br /&gt;Do you want to change it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if this whole crusade&apos;s&lt;br /&gt;A charade&lt;br /&gt;And behind it all there&apos;s a price to be paid&lt;br /&gt;For the blood&lt;br /&gt;On which we dine&lt;br /&gt;Justified in the name of the holy and the divine&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just how deep do you believe?&lt;br /&gt;Will you bite the hand that feeds?&lt;br /&gt;Will you chew until it bleeds?&lt;br /&gt;Can you get up off your knees?&lt;br /&gt;Are you brave enough to see?&lt;br /&gt;Do you want to change it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So naive&lt;br /&gt;I keep holding on to what I want to believe&lt;br /&gt;I can see&lt;br /&gt;But I keep holding on and on and on and on&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Will you bite the hand that feeds you?&lt;br /&gt;Will you stay down on your knees?</description>
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